General Classification: Earthling
Specifications: Male specimen of Planet Earth's dominant species, namely, Homo Sapiens (Yup, they still copulate to reproduce, how charmingly retro)
Type: Biped, opposable thumb, vertical spine
Evolutionary Stage: Preliminary, largely physical
Noteworthy: Early tool making (especially crude weaponry), aggressive war-like tendencies (especially in males), despite the marked absence of claws and/or canines
Sensory Faculties: Limited to the first 3 dimensions
Communication: Language-dependent, intra-species only
Temporal Flow Perception: Unidirectional
Ego: Uni-personal
Telekinesis: Nil
Telepathy: Sparse, unconscious
Empathy: In traces
Overall Assessment: Faintly hopeful (despite the above, owing to minuscule traces of a singular higher faculty, namely, humour)
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