I believe you've already met 'Ubsitpah' a.k.a. 'Random Creatures', the keeper of my half-cooked poetry.
Now meet ‘A Bum's Album’ [I considered calling it 'Temple of Mediocrity', 'Hastmaithun' (a hindi term for Masturbataion, literally meaning Hand-copulation), and 'Masturbatuing With The Masters' but settled for something much milder. Again. Dang!]. It's where I'd exhibit my paintings. Don't look so dismal, it would have some good works too. Although admittedly, they’d be by others.