the ballad of novel workshop

At the beginning of November, I had the good opportunity of attending a 3 day writer's workshop by Kavita Bhanot (soft spoken, bright, good looking, articulate, and the first British NRI I had seen who was trying to suppress her accent for desis) and Amrita Lila Kumar (intelligent, experienced, charming with a hint of sternness tempered with sharp wit). It was a novel (pun intended) experience. And while everyone else churned out Booker worthy serious stuff, this is what I came up with. I blame it on Lewis Carroll and Rowling.




Edited version

Raghav had been watching the telly on mute for over 3 hours now. By now he had seen an animated reporter exposing a tantric, the artist formerly known as Baby Khushbu dancing away with Vijaykanth, a rather vampirish East European guy with a scar for a mouth chatting up a waif of a woman, some Japanese cartoon- a Pokemon, Doremon or some other mon, and a series of equally random and utterly forgettable images. It was like tapping into the dream of some electronic sentient being.

He took out the pillow from under his arm. It stank. No matter. He should be getting some sleep if he wanted to bag that assignment tomorrow. 4000 for a 6 hour job wasn’t that bad. And who knew some hotshot director might notice him on an underwear pack. Sure, anything could happen.

Raghav checked the wallclock, a quaint oval thing with fat golden hands and tiny roman numerals, just one of his small but growing club of quaint objects populated by several odd thingthangs. It was almost 2.30 in the morning. Sadiq and Sumant had retired to their beds at 11 like the good boys they were.

Raghav got up and smoothed the pillow. He stretched like an overgrown but underfed cat, ran fingers through his unkempt hair (which didn’t do much for the hair) and got out into the cramped little balcony that overlooked the Banladeshi shanties on the other of the road.. Carefully planting his elbows on the cold railing, he joined the tips of his fingers like some Sicilian crimelord surveying his kingdom in a ghetto in New York or Chicago. Scorcese would have approved.

Had it been drizzling? Raghav hadn’t noticed. The street was shiny black like Rexene, reflecting the white streetlight from the electric poles. A rogue car would streak through the otherwise desolate street every now and then, and disturb its tranquil vigil. Delhi had a fair number of fellow insomniacs. One day he would found a Secret Brotherhood of Insomniacs. He liked the still street in the night, like an old friend one could hang out without the pressure to talk or be clever all the time.

His chain of thought was rattled by a sudden movement in the least lit portion of the street. Was it a dog? No, a cat. A rather large cat. The movement he had noticed was the cat’s tail twitching like a fat grub. Raghav didn’t know strays could get this huge.

*

The cat stared at Raghav in an unblinking catty way, its raggedy coat a hodgepodge of red, brown, rust and all the other shades of red, and maybe a tinge of blue, depending on the light. Its large round eyes glittered like tiny flames in the poor light. Raghav didn’t know it yet, but the cat came from another world. An overworld, wrapped over our world, where being realistic and practical was a compliment. The cat’s world managed to stay hidden in plain sight, not because it meant to, but simply because human minds cannot process chaos too well. Human minds were these puny little boxes filled, mostly with self-importance, but also with boring stuff they liked to call facts, driven by a compulsion to fit everything rather neatly within their tiny little boxiness. Anything that didn’t fit was simply ignored or forgotten. It was unbelievable, a bit like magic in the cat’s world. The cat’s world, on the other hand, was bigger and if you tried looking at it like a human (now why would you), much stranger. The darkness there, for instance, was darker. The evil- fouler. But there was also wonder. In fact, it was wonder that weaved everything together in the cat’s world, a bit like what boredom did for this world. And Raghav was about to take a small harmless trip to the cat’s world, whether he liked it or not.

Unedited version
Raghav had been watching the telly on mute for over 3 hours now. By now he had seen an animated reporter exposing a tantric (in a rather flattering way, he thought), the artist formerly known as Baby Khushbu dancing and bouncing it out with Vijaykanth like a woman possessed (man, she must be having caffeine for breakfast, lunch, dinner AND midnight snacks); a rather vampirish East European guy with a scar for a mouth chatting up a waif of a woman (would it lead to a steamy encounter, he must check in a while), some Japanese cartoon- a Pokemon or Doremon or some other mon (no doubt a little pest of a kid somewhere wanted to own the special edition plastic dolls of all its characters with movable joints and secret plastic weapons and cute little pets that transformed into still-cute-but-not-so-little-now monsters when threatened by other not-so-cute-and-not-so-little monsters) and a series of equally random and utterly forgettable images. It was like tapping into the dream of some electronic sentient being, perhaps an advance scout for an invading army from the planet of the tellies.

He took out the pillow (folded twice over) from under his arm. It stank. No matter. He should be getting some sleep if he wanted to bag that assignment tomorrow. 4000 for a 6 hour job wasn’t that bad. And who knew some hotshot director might notice him on an underwear pack. Sure, anything could happen.
Raghav checked the wallclock, a quaint oval thing the colour of dry grass with fat golden hands and tiny roman numerals, also golden. The clock was an esteemed member of his small but growing club of quaint objects populated by several odd (and cheap and often extraordinarily ugly) thingthangs that he liked to adopt from time to time. It was almost 2.30 in the morning. Sadiq and Sumant had retired to their beds at 11 like the good boys they were.

Raghav got up and smoothed the pillow. He stretched like an overgrown but underfed cat, ran three fingers through his unkempt hair (which didn’t do much for the hair) and got out into the cramped little balcony that offered a view of the vehicles parked between his building and the compound wall, the 12 feet wide road outside the wall and the jhuggis on the other side that were home to mostly Bangladeshi immigrants. Carefully planting his elbows on the cold railing, he joined the tips of his fingers like some Sicilian crimelord surveying his kingdom in a ghetto in New York or Chicago. Scorcese would have approved.

Had it been drizzling? Raghav hadn’t noticed, but it must have. The street was shiny black, like Rexene, reflecting the white streetlight from the electric poles placed 20 steps apart (he had counted). A rogue car would streak through the otherwise desolate street every now and then, and disturb its tranquil vigil. Delhi had a fair number of fellow insomniacs. One day he would found a Secret Brotherhood of Insomniacs, or Insomniacs Anonymous, or something. He liked the still street in the night. Like an old friend you could hang out with and just read or play a video game. No pressure to talk or share a bawdy joke or be clever all the time or find an activity to do together (nothing dirty, mind you). Just sit in silence and read.

His chain of thought was rattled by a sudden movement in the least lit portion of the street (the exact midpoint between two adjacent poles, 10 steps from each of them). Was it a dog? No, a cat. A rather large cat. The movement he had noticed was the cat’s tail twitching and twisting like a slow fat grub. Raghav didn’t know strays could get this huge, almost as big as one of them boxer dogs.

*

The cat stared at Raghav in an unblinking catty way, its raggedy coat a hodgepodge of red, brown, rust and all the other shades of red, and maybe a tinge of blue, depending on the light. Its large round eyes glittered in the poor light, like rubies, or tiny flames. Raghav didn’t know it yet, but the cat came from another world. An overworld of sorts, wrapped over the world Raghav knew where being realistic and practical was considered a compliment. The cat’s world managed to stay hidden in plain sight, not because it meant to do so, but simply for the fact that human minds cannot process chaos too well. Now human minds were these puny little boxes filled, well mostly with self-importance, but also with loads of boring stuff they liked to call facts, driven by a compulsion to fit everything rather neatly within their tiny little boxiness. Anything that didn’t fit was simply ignored or discarded or forgotten. It was unbelievable, a bit like magic in the world the cat belonged to. The cat’s world, on the other hand, was bigger and if you tried looking at it like a human (now why would you), much stranger. The darkness there, for instance, was darker. The evil- fouler. But there was also wonder. In fact, it was wonder that weaved everything together in the cat’s world. (A bit like what boredom did for this world). And Raghav was about to take a small harmless trip to the cat’s world, whether he liked it or not.

log

Read:
1. First four parts of 'Homecoming Saga' by Orson Scott Card

2. Stephen King 'On Writing'

the problem of gratitude

Gratitude. The biggest problem with being an atheist is what to do with it, whom to direct it at. But I feel it all the same. And acknowledge it.

is she cool or what

(Seen at the reception of Base Hospital, Delhi Cantt.)

एक छोटी सी कविता आद्या के लिए

blogging life

So I'm back to reading China Mievelle, the perpetrator of weird fiction. I had read 'Perdido Street Station' and it was a rewarding read by the end. 'Iron Council', now, is supposed to have heavy political undertones. It is also a cross between science fiction and cowboy western. Having said that, the book does have a tough skin that's hard to sink teeth in. Reading it on mobile doesn't make the task any easier.

Also reading 'The Castle of Crossed Destinies' by Italo Calvino. But that's for another post.



The hectic affair of getting the child delivered, the to and fro hospital trips, the long vigils by Himani's bed, all that's over. Both Himani and Aadyayani (आद्यायानी)are back home. Of course, it will take her at least another month to leave bed and resume normalcy. But that girl o' mine has always been a tough one.

Oh, and a proper post after such a long time does deserve a mention of Miyazaki, this wonderful and much celebrated Japanese animator that I've discovered only recently. In fact, he deserves a separate post as well. However, if you have been seeking extraordinary storytellers, you must check him out. And the perfect starting point to capture the magnitude of his talent would be 'Spirited Away'. However, each of his works stands on its own, dealing with subjects as varied as coming of age, war, ecology, childhood and fantastic flying machines. (Oh, and that's Yubaba in the picture below, my favouritest witch in the whole wide world, probably a nod to Baba Yaga of the Russian fables by Miyazaki)



And if I manage to post this, it would be a first, my first post from a mobile device.

So I guess I will see you later. And if this mobile posting works, perhaps sooner.

the teensy weensy goddess

Born on the 14th of October '09, her name is Aadyayani(आद्यायानी). It's an extension of Aadya (meaning the ancient one), one of the many names of Shakti, the feminine deity, the mother Goddess. I had to go through several Sahasranamas (Collections of a thousand names of Gods and Goddesses) of Durga, Parvati, Saraswati, Lakshmi to arrive at this one. Even then it had to be a truce between my choice (Katyayani) and Himani's pick (Adya).

She looks delicate and fragile, her wails are almost melodious, and her temper is prodigal. I do believe I'm gonna spoil her silly.

अपनी नाक के छोर का पीछा करते एक और दिन बीता। ठीक ही था। अब घर जाना है। बच्चा सवाल करने लगा है- पापा, देर क्यों करते हो रोज़?

new hindi poem alert

river, me

New Poem alert

life in a snapshot

Currently reading: 'A Woman of the Iron People' by Eleanor Arnason. It belongs to a genre (that I did not know about) called anthropological science fiction. The story narrates the first account of a space traveller called Lixia (a woman) from near future making contact with a new sentient race on an alien planet. The new race is intelligent, humanoid, furred and somewhat primitive. Lixia studies and narrates the customs and lifestyle of this race through a woman called Nia who's her companion on a journey they have to undertake. I haven't finished yet, so more later.




Currently listening to: A Heavy Metal band called 'Lamb Of God' that belongs to the New Wave of American Heavy Metal. Their style is Metalcore/Grindcore with elements of progressive metal. The songs are frantic-paced and aggressive, with post-grunge growling vocals that characterise so many new bands. It's a first for me, and I'm enjoying it.



Currently thinking of: An offsite for my team. Inspired by this visioning exercise that I recetly attended for a client, I think I'm gonna hold something similar for August.